September 2009
247 posts
realrealsoft:
taj mahal - fishin’ blues ...
Testing testing.. is this thing on?
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
EXPERIMENT: Can Whiskey last a whole week with out one drink?
I started to realize that its been a long time since i’ve lasted longer than 3 days with out at least one drink.
Scientist say that that body is made mostly of water, i am an exception to this rule for sometimes i feel my body is made of bourbon and guinness. So i’m giving it up for one whole week starting...
Formspring?
Formspring.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?659318-r3f7spGg2x
rockslut:
helloamy:
Bad Company | Feel like...
Basically the most insane weekend of my life.
I’m in it right now, it’s insane.
Formspring?
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?659318-r3f7spGg2x
“There are no clearly defined rules between men and women, so each side thinks...”
– The terrible movie I’m watching on Hulu because I think awful movies are fun to watch, but this is a little gem of wisdom.
“Can there be love without sex? Sometimes I think the two are totally unrelated....”
– Woody Allen
fuckyeahalicia:
yourdealer:
Short Skirt, Long...
I hate waiting around for something to happen.
And I’m too exhausted today to get up and make it happen myself, so I guess I’ll just keep waiting until I’m asleep tonight.
This girl from work said she'd call me for a...
I don’t see that happening tonight..
One ejaculation contains the same amount of...
-tragickingdom:
(via thelovelybones)
90% certain this is one of those made up facts geared toward getting women to swallow. But please, by all means, take its advice.
Mini-Genghis - Ze Babies
Another one of Gary and...
Watchthebutterroom:
Dark Matter - Andrew Bird 9.21.09 - Chicago Art Institute, Chicago, IL
Last night, WXRT hosted an evening at the Modern Wing of the Chicago Art Institute. In addition to many of the great artists on display (Jackson Pollock, Andy Warhol, Ray Lichtenstein amongst others), we were treated to a solo performance from Chicago’s Andrew Bird.
In this video, Bird shares an anecdote from...
Last night was amazing insanity.
It’s 7 AM, I just woke up at a friend’s place and drove home at about 6. I went to the bar to meet up with my friends and have a beer after work, and for whatever reason they were doing tequila shots every 10 minutes and kept repeating “Sunday fun day!” over and over. SO naturally I joined in the shot rotation, plus I bought a couple pitchers to drink to my face. About 9:30...
10536.) I have been up 24 hours now because I have...
mrs:
blogsecret:
On the brink of my eighteenth birth, on January 27th, I got pregnant. That was also, a day before I broke up with my boyfriend. I didn’t want to get an abortion, for the first time in my life I actually thought that it was wrong but I knew that I couldn’t take care of it and I knew bringing it into this world would be a bad idea. And I am ashamed to say I completely overlooked...
meysell:
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. ...
chelseaalltogether:
annacannabis:
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2005 Darwin Awards
anotherdamnartist:
wendyswing13:
lemus:
Subject: 2005 Darwin Awards
It’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only...
Tumblr, I need some kind of scheme to get rid of...
answers:
dawnowar:
mcfein:
She’s obnoxious and loud and has a shrill hyena voice and thinks she’s incredibly intelligent and she’s been showing up wherever I am for weeks and now my friends don’t want to be around me for fear that she’ll turn up.
Help?
Tell her you don’t like her.
You’ve suddenly become involved in a long-term gay relationship. Also, you just discovered Jesus and have...
I honestly just want a sexually aggressive guy.
hono-lulu:
davidkendall:
hono-lulu:
mcfein:
lookingforgroup:
jizzika:
lookingforgroup:
jizzika:
please?
you want a sexually agressive guy too?
haha :]
is that a problem?
…
hahahah. sexually aggressive guys FTFW. Im with you guys.
I dunno…..I hear those guys who only think about sex all the time, and really, really want it, are very hard to find…..
I know right. What...
Just took a shower and borrowed my roommate's...
I presently smell like a god.
I honestly just want a sexually aggressive guy.
jizzika:
lookingforgroup:
mcfein:
lookingforgroup:
jizzika:
lookingforgroup:
jizzika:
please?
you want a sexually agressive guy too?
haha :]
is that a problem?
…
mcfein has a problem.
are you gay?
I got the impression you were seriously into women…
No problem, just got my attention.
I honestly just want a sexually aggressive guy.
lookingforgroup:
jizzika:
lookingforgroup:
jizzika:
please?
you want a sexually agressive guy too?
haha :]
is that a problem?
…
My guitar only has 5 strings on it right now and...
